Thursday, May 10, 2012

Ode To The Mommy

picture by Donald Weller
I'm thankful to my mommy
For all that's she's done.
It takes a strong woman
to squeeze a melon through a womb.
 
Many years ago
I passed through her body.
Like a constipated turd
and came out as beautiful as a blue prune.
 
I'm sure there were times
when she shook her head in horror,
That came out of me?
Dear God what have I unleashed?
 
And here I am today
to tell you it's all true.
My mommy's proud of me
even if I'm supercalafragalisticexpealadocious!

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