You are one beautiful, sexy, persuasive woman. This super power you have IS BEING A WOMAN. Because you are a woman, you have tremendous power over men. More so than you'd like. More so than ever desired. But you do. It's there and it's there to stay.
Nothing you can do will obfuscate your super power. Not baggy clothes. Not freaky make-up. Not a breast reduction. Not walking hunched over. Not eating bucket fulls of chocolate. Not looking away from every guy in the universe. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Not anything but maybe a sex change. If you want to be controlled, become a man.
Unless you're willing to go to extremes, you have a responsibility. You can abuse that power and responsibility, or you can walk tall and be the power within.
Imagine for a moment that you couldn't cry. No cathartic tears could ever grace your cheeks. Imagine everyone saying you are disposable. You are the wall between death and your family. Imagine you were never taught, nor allowed to process or deal with the emotions inside you. Pretend now that you were discourage with pain, humiliation and brutal emotional fierceness never to show your feelings.
If you can image all that, if you can pretend you could live in a world as such, then you understand men completely.
Because even though men were taught to deal with their testosterone poisoning with physical contact, restrained by hazing, and beaten down to hide every emotion they go wild for women. They go out of their minds crazy. Men near women = crazytown.
All their restraint -- gone.
Women have the power to unwind all training and careful practice with just their fingertips.
That is a super power.
It's not their fault, ladies. It's just that your capabilities can render men to do very stupid things. They will shout at you to get your attention. Their brains will short circuit and they will say the most inane things in the history of man. They will turn perverted because you have a direct line to their mid-waist.
Ladies, this is a serious responsibility. You can not go in the den of men willy-nilly. Because they are desperate to please you, you must smile and let some of those nerdy things they do pass without judgement. Such powers as yours must be kept in control because men are fragile. They will fall all over you at the crook of a finger. And, no, they simply can not leave you alone. Because as I said--you short circuit their brain, training and restraint.
Please take care with your power. The worst thing you can do is ignore a man trying to get your attention. This will only make them more desperate. Acknowledge them. It is a failing of theirs but it is the price you pay for your super powers. You have the control. You own it without fail. Nothing you can do will turn off this power. You have it even after you die. Men will mourn. Shout at the sky and generally go crazy if any harm came to you.
Accept who and what you are. To be female is to have control over the greatest super power ever (even beyond Superman). Don't let anyone tell you different.
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